claryfightwood:

so the irish term for depression is “an mór-bhrón” which directly translates to “the big sad” and that right there is the mood of this fine winter lads

(vía chaotically-tranquil)

thejakelikesonions:

Puppies first

(vía welcometonarniafuckface)

laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

(vía eggslutsandwich)

Cartoon made by @AficionQuetzal on Twitter

#world cup #RUS #KSA #RUSKSA #Russia 2018 #FIFA World Cup #Soccer #Football

acoolguy:

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

(vía spongebobssquarepants)

justbadpuns:

My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..

(vía justbadpuns)

justbadpuns:

This year’s flu is going viral

(vía justbadpuns)

tramampoline:

This is a weird trilogy

(vía spongebobssquarepants)

alta resolución

lord-kitschener:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

lord-kitschener:

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

hey what the fuck

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

(vía allmory)

chewedglass:

Parents: You don't read enough!

Me: * thinks about every fanfic i'v ever read *

(vía gonnagetalittlewird)